Now that Vince Young has been named Madden 2008 Coverboy, I hereby present to you the Vegas odds for circumstances of his inevitable injury and/or misfortune:
2:1 – Spontaneous eruption of ACL/MCL/PCL/LCD/ABC muscles on a routine scramble.
3:1 – On-field decapitation by an enraged Ray Lewis.
4:1 – Eaten by Jeff Fisher’s Mustache.
5:1 – Pacman Jones, in the strip club, with the revolver.
7:1 – Ray Lewis, behind the nightclub, with the knife.
10:1 – Smothered in sleep by a David Carr jersey wielding Texans’ fan.
11:1 – Kidnapped and held hostage by entire Cincinnati Bengals organization.
12:1 – Simultaneous outbreak of 7 groupie induced STDs.
14:1 – Mistaken for Turducken by John Madden, torn limb from limb and devoured.
20:1 – Terrell Owens. He’ll find a way.
10,000:1 - Tonya Harding in the ballroom with the lead pipe.
Best of luck, Vince.